"Men of few words are the best men." - William Shakespeare, King Henry V, Act III, Scene II

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Currently Reading ...

A Confederacy Of Dunces 
John Kennedy Toole

Amazon.com Review
"A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head. The green earflaps, full of large ears and uncut hair and the fine bristles that grew in the ears themselves, stuck out on either side like turn signals indicating two directions at once. Full, pursed lips protruded beneath the bushy black moustache and, at their corners, sank into little folds filled with disapproval and potato chip crumbs."

Meet Ignatius J. Reilly, the hero of John Kennedy Toole's tragicomic tale, A Confederacy of Dunces. This 30-year-old medievalist lives at home with his mother in New Orleans, pens his magnum opus on Big Chief writing pads he keeps hidden under his bed, and relays to anyone who will listen the traumatic experience he once had on a Greyhound Scenicruiser bound for Baton Rouge. ("Speeding along in that bus was like hurtling into the abyss.") But Ignatius's quiet life of tyrannizing his mother and writing his endless comparative history screeches to a halt when he is almost arrested by the overeager Patrolman Mancuso--who mistakes him for a vagrant--and then involved in a car accident with his tipsy mother behind the wheel. One thing leads to another, and before he knows it, Ignatius is out pounding the pavement in search of a job.

Over the next several hundred pages, our hero stumbles from one adventure to the next. His stint as a hotdog vendor is less than successful, and he soon turns his employers at the Levy Pants Company on their heads. Ignatius's path through the working world is populated by marvelous secondary characters: the stripper Darlene and her talented cockatoo; the septuagenarian secretary Miss Trixie, whose desperate attempts to retire are constantly, comically thwarted; gay blade Dorian Greene; sinister Miss Lee, proprietor of the Night of Joy nightclub; and Myrna Minkoff, the girl Ignatius loves to hate. The many subplots that weave through A Confederacy of Dunces are as complicated as anything you'll find in a Dickens novel, and just as beautifully tied together in the end. But it is Ignatius--selfish, domineering, and deluded, tragic and comic and larger than life--who carries the story. He is a modern-day Quixote beset by giants of the modern age. His fragility cracks the shell of comic bluster, revealing a deep streak of melancholy beneath the antic humor. John Kennedy Toole committed suicide in 1969 and never saw the publication of his novel. Ignatius Reilly is what he left behind, a fitting memorial to a talented and tormented man.


Saturday, March 16, 2013

QMBC XIX: The 39 Steps


The 39 Steps
John Buchan

The McGavin Residence, Dublin.
16th March 2013

One Sentence Summaries

Carl Jameson: The source of the modern action genre.

William Clay: Forrest Gump meets Inspector Clouseau.

Whitby Syme: I had to skip a few steps, and I didn't quite reach the balcony. *

Mycroft Webb: Can this be the one that started it all? This Buchan.

* Poor show for not finishing the book. Note: the eponymous 39 steps did not even lead to a balcony.


Tiger McGavin: 55/83

William Clay: 57/83

Carl Jameson: 60/83

Whitby Syme: 50/83

Mycroft Webb: 39/83

Ramius Valderón: 49/83
Fiskness: 4/25
Self-Pittitude: 10/12
Nationhood protection: 20/28
Adventurality: 15/18

The 39 Steps earned a QMBC rating of 51.67 / 83.


William Clay
- A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare

Whitby Syme

- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
- Making Money by Terry Pratchett

Tiger McGavin:
- The Dubliners by James Joyce

Mycroft Webb
- Women by Charles Bukowski

Carl Jameson

- Lucky Jim by Kingsley Amos
- A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole

The Voting

Making Money100200---300
The Dubliners--200--200
A Midsummer Night's Dream-100-100200400
Lucky Jim---300-300
A Confederacy of Dunces300300-200-800

Next: A Confederacy of Dunces
Nearly: Women